off to go watch abraham Lincoln and ted.
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
detectivewho: dblaksle: guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? I do. Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black. He don’t give a shit.
I hate periods
My boobs are going to be sore all week. they hurt a little bit now. yup. My period is coming :/
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this