August 2012
So in the process of going outside, I found...
I screamed. I almost cried because i thought it was going to lung at me. I found out how they got it. Ugh. It took a few mins but I got rid of the one in the jar. Pretty sure it landed on the neighbor’s balcony. The other one ran away.
I sound pathetic…
At least the it’s gone…for now.
that bug is cleaning itself EW.
that texting app is going to come in handy.
So…the creepers that want my number can have that app’s number and they’ll never know.
terrex88 replied to your post: BUGS
Kill it…..
Easier said than done. I don’t want his guts all over my carpet and walls. Besides, its near the top of the jar. It’s a persistent little fucker. I tried shaking the jar, tapping it, and hitting it so the little thing will fall to the bottom. It’s not working.
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fartamist replied to your photo: I found it. It’s trying to escape. NOPE. it’s…
Your neighbor is going to love it.
maybe. I’m just going to leave it outside and let it die. omg. It’s just fucking horrible to look at.
terrex88 replied to your photo: I found it. It’s trying to escape. NOPE. it’s…
Just put him outside some where away from the building
what if it...
cuntpunchr replied to your post: cuntpunchr replied to your post: cuntpunchr…
i dont like that gif. im going to bed now
I know how much you love this one^
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cuntpunchr replied to your post: cuntpunchr replied to your post: My birthday is 9…
muahahahahaha you should be
I don’t know how to take this…
I just saw fucking giant ass bug crawling in here....
I have a jar next to me. Just in case I see it again. I’ll trap it and I’ll throw it outside and hope it lands on my bottom neighbor’s balcony.
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cuntpunchr replied to your post: My birthday is 9 days away. Why am I not excited? :/
oh my dear sweet little jebmon you have no idea whats in store for you
Okay, Now I’m fucking terrified.
Ew. I don't want to wake up 20 mins before 3 am.
tusei-speciale replied to your post: My birthday is 9 days away. Why am I not excited? :/
no, you should go out and party. let go of all the stress for a day and enjoy yourself! c:
Easier said than done. My birthday lands on a Thursday. I sorta requested the day off but then i realized that I was going to bored at home (with no way to get around and just trying to enjoy the day off)so, I...
psychedelicxsuicide replied to your post: My birthday is 9 days away. Why am I not excited? :/
TUMBLR BIRTHDAY PARTYYYY
My birthday is 9 days away. Why am I not excited?...
I was thinking of having a birthday party because I stopped having parties and celebrating it after my sweet 15. But I changed my mind. I think I’ll just save money and spend it like I do every other day. At home. I would celebrate it on the weekend but what’s the point? I’ll probably be too busy to trying to wash clothes to even do anything. Sigh. Oh well. There’s always...
chatterboxrose:
ponweiwest:
koopiekoo:
koopiekoo:
read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit
some people just want to watch the world burn
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /screams/
July 2012
Last Friday Night - Tumblr Version
theepichumor:
Last Friday night, Yeah we scrolled on our dashboards, Saw some clothes we can’t afford, Don’t think we ever got bored Last Friday night Yeah we reblogged funny shit, “Ask me questions and submit,” No, we’ll never ever quit Last Friday night Text, photo, video Maybe post some audio Should have got off hours ago
Last Friday night No, we never went outside, We stayed in the house...
kwieta:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity
mandoorhandhookcardoor:
ok so i think that bisexuals should have their own mascot like gay people have unicorns or whatever so i think bisexuals should have the duck-billed platypus because ducks only go out with ducks and beavers or whatever only go out with beavers but i think platypus’ would go out with beavers and ducks so that makes sense and so this is a prototype flag ok i made it at 1am
imthedad:
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
Watchfluttershykisses:
rdstrngs:
videohall:
Cat attacks singing card
“That was a ridiculous pounce on the second attack.”
LOL
JDSFKLSJDKJLDFSKLFDS
FJK
