Never asking for a favor again
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
nerf-car: being cool in school doesn’t matter when you’re cool on the internet
yourpetdog: yourpetdog: what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane. they yelled at me.
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
gtxns: whydidyouclickthis: nepets: impercussis: gatorbaka: looks like I’m going to win It’s over people. Wut.
Sayaka has been my best friend for lap 2.
Lets just hope she’s good for walpurgis.
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
Plot twist to end all plot twists: People actually know how to play Monopoly.
Oh hey, his roommate gave me white wine. I feel...
I told him to go make me a sandwich…as a joke. He got up and I said ” are you really going to go make me one?!’” O.O he said “Well…Im a little hungry too.”
twilian: aw yeah lets play grief syndrom— what wait is oh my god its walu literally never noticed this before cut me some slack
taintedworld: when you follow a group of friends and you always see them talking on your dash and you want to join in and be friends with them but you have the social skills of a rock so you just sit there watching like
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